Nothing says America like a home-cooked meal...pepperoni pizza, Kentucky Fried Chicken, and McDonald's. The trifecta of the perfect meal. A triple threat so deadly it takes even the most seasoned fast food eaters down in a heartbeat (or heart attack, rather, but who's counting?) There is no denying that we are a nation that likes big things - big tvs, big houses, big cars, and big waistbands. So show your pride America, just try not to get grease all down the front.

If you dont mind a spare tire around your middle, then go on ahead and eat all the fast food you can stomach (haha, literally!!). Spread the message of good cheer and fried foods for all, or make like Jared and eat some sandwiches. The choice is yours America, the choice is yours.

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