Quick! Who can name the Presidents who are stuck on that big hunk of rock for all eternity!?

If you said Washington, Clinton, Bush, Jackson, and Bush, you are absolutely WRONG. Idiot. First of all, there are only 4 Presidents up there, didn't you pay attention in high school history? No? Oh cool, I thought I was the only one.

But hey, since I know you like to learn, here's a quick lesson for you, it is the faces of George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt and Abraham Lincoln that glare down on you from above, reminding you to pay your taxes and vote so we don't wind up with another Bush in office.

Bet you didn't know the name of the guy who carved these huge heads was John Smith? Ha, got you again, it was Gutzon Borglum. Did that truth sandwich taste good? I hope so, I spent all day making it.

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