If only life had an escape button, the answer to all of the world's troubles, any problem you may happen to run into could be solved simply by pressing a button. Say you wanted to rob a bank, but couldn't figure out an escape plan that would get you anywhere but in a prison cell for 10-life.

Lucky for you, the new patent-pending Escape key could get you out of there in a jiffy!! Perfect for use on endless occasions and in endless situations...

Say your girlfriend is getting really annoying, but rather than trying to break it to her slowly, explaining that she is totally getting on your nerves and has gotten progressively uglier ever since she decided to "go natural" and stop wearing make-up, you could simply whip out this little baby and *PRESTO* make like a banana and split!

Seriously, imagine how awesome this would be. Unfortunately for you, this is the real world, and in the real world, things are hard.

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$14.99-15.99